_ﺩﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﻳﻢ ﻣﺴﺮﻋﻴﻦ ﻭﻣﺎﻭﺭﺍﻫﻢ ﺷﻲ
-ﻻﺯﻡ ﻫﻮﺷﻪ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻱ ﻟﻌﺒﻪ ﺟﻤﺎﻋﻴﻪ ﺳﻮﺍﺀ ﻛﺎﻧﺖ ﻛﻴﺮﻡ " ﺍﻟﻰ " ﺑﻠﻮﺕ
-ﺷﻲ ﻻﺯﻡ ﻳﻤﺮ ﺑﻄﻔﻮﻟﺔ ﻛﻞ ﺑﺰﺭ .. ﺍﻧﺖ ﻣﺐ ﻭﻟﺪﻧﺎ ﻻﻗﻴﻨﻚ ﺑﺎﻟﺸﺎﺭﻉ << ﺗﻌﻘﻴﺪ
-ﺃﻻﻡ ﺍﻟﺴﻌﻮﺩﻳﺔ ﺍﺫﺍ ﺿﺎﻉ ﻭﻟﺪﻫﺎ ﺗﺒﻜﻲ .. ﻭﺇﺫﺍ ﻟﻘﺘﻪ ﻃﻘﻘﻘﻘﻘﺘﻪ
-ﻻﺯﻡ ﺗﻨﻜﺴﺮ ﺻﻴﻨﻴﺔ ﻭﻻ ﻛﺎﺳﺔ ﺷﺎﻫﻲ ﺑﺎﻟﺒﻴﺖ ﺍﺫﺍ ﻓﻴﻪ ﺿﻴﻮﻭﻑ
-ﻛﻞ ﺍﻟﺤﺮﻳﻢ ﻋﻴﺎﻟﻬﻢ ﻣﺎ ﻳﺂﻛﻠﻮﻥ ، ﺣﺘﻰ ﺳﻤﻴﻦ:ﻣﺴﻴﻜﻴﻦ ﻭﻟﻴﺪﻱ ﻣﺎﺍﺍﺍ ﻳﺂﻛﻞ ﺃﺑﺪﺩﺩﺩ
- ﺍﻟﻨﺖ ﻣﺎﻳﺤﻠﻰ ﻋﻨﺪﻫﻢ ﺍﻻ ﻭﻗﺖ ﺍﻻﺧﺘﺒﺎﺭﺍﺕ ﻭﺍﻟﻨﻮﻡ
-ﺍﻟﺤﺮﻳﻢ ﺍﺫﺍ ﺍﺗﺼﻠﻮﺍ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺍﻟﺮﺟﺎﻝ ﺍﻭﻝ ﻛﻠﻤﻪ ﺗﻜﻮﻥ : ﻭﻳﻨﻚ؟ ﺍﻟﺮﺩ ﺩﺍﻳﻢ : ﻗﺮﻳﺐ
-ﺍﻱ ﻃﺎﻟﺐ ﺳﻌﻮﺩﻱ "ﻣﺎ ﻳﺪﺍﻭﻡ ﺍﻭﻝ ﻳﻮﻡ ﺑﻌﺪ ﺍﻱ ﺇﺟﺎﺯﺓ" ﺍﻭ "ﺍﺧﺮ ﻳﻮﻡ ﻗﺒﻞ ﺍﻻﺟﺎﺯﺓ" ﻣﺎﺗﻔﺮﻕ ﺇﺟﺎﺯﺓ ﺍﻟﺼﻴﻒ ﻭﻻ ﺇﺟﺎﺯﺓ ﺧﻤﺲ ﺍﻳﺎﻡ ﻏﺎﻳﺐ ﻏﺎﻳﺐ
-ﺃﻡ ﺗﻮﺻﻲ ﻋﻴﺎﻟﻬﺎ : ﺍﺫﺍ ﺳﺄﻟﻮﻛﻢ ﺍﻱ ﺷﻲﺀ ﻗﻮﻟﻮ ﻣﺪﺭﻱ
- ﺍﻟﻄﻼﺏ ﻣﺎ ﻳﺬﺍﻛﺮﻭﻥ ﻟﻼﺧﺘﺒﺎﺭ ﺇﻻ ﻟﻴﻠﺔ ﺍﻻﺧﺘﺒﺎﺭ ﻭﻳﻨﺠﺤﻮﻥ ﺑﺄﻣﺘﻴﺎﺯ”ﻫﺬﺍ ﺍﻟﺸﻲ ﺣﻴﺮ ﻋﻠﻤﺎﺀ ﺍﻟﻌﺎﻟﻢ
-ﺍﻟﻮﻟﺪ ﻣﻊ ﺍﻫﻠﻪ ﻣﺎﻳﺪﻓﻊ ﺭﻳﺎﻝ ﻭﻣﻊ ﺍﺻﺤﺎﺑﻪ ﻳﺤﻠﻒ ﻋﻠﻴﻚ ﻣﺎﺗﺪﻓﻊ ﺭﻳﺎﻝ
-ﻓﺸﻠﺘﻮﻧﺎ :ﻛﻠﻤﺔ ﻳﻘﻮﻟﻬﺎ ﺍﻟﻮﻟﺪ ﻷﻫﻠﻪ ﺇﺫﺍ ﺟﺎﺀ ﻳﻤﺸﻴﻬﻢ
-ﺍﻟﺪﻭﻻﺏ
ﻓﻴﻪ ﻣﻠﻴﻮﻥ ﻟﺒﺲ ﻭ ﺍﺫﺍ ﺟﺖ ﻋﺰﻳﻤﻪ "ﻣﺎﻋﻨﺪﻱ ﺷﻲﺀ ﺍﻟﺒﺴﻪ’ ﻳﺎﺭﺑﻴﻪ ﻭﺵ ﺍﻟﺒﺲ’ ﺑﺮﻭﺡ
ﺍﻟﺴﻮﻕ ﺍﺩﻭﺭ ﺍﺧﺎﻑ ﻣﺎ ﺍﻟﻘﻰ , ﻳﺎﺭﺑﻴﻴﻴﻪ ﻟﻴﺘﻬﻢ ﻣﺎﻋﺰﻣﻮﻧﺎ ﻭﺍﺫﺍ ﻣﺎ ﻋﺰﻣﻮﻫﻢ ﻗﺎﻟﻮ
ﻣﺎﻓﻴﻬﻢ ﺧﻴﺮ ﻣﺎ ﻋﺰﻣﻮﻧﺎ
-ﺍﻟﻜﺒﺎﺭ ﻳﻤﺴﻜﻮﻥ ﺍﻟﺒﺰﺭ ﻭﻳﺤﺠﺰﻭﻭﻧﻪ : ﻣﻦ ﺗﺤﺐ ﺍﻛﺜﺮ ﺍﻣﻚ ﻭﻻ ﺍﺑﻮﻙ؟
-ﻳﻮﻡ ﺍﻟﺠﻤﻌﻪ "ﻳﻮﻡ ﺍﻟﺴﻤﻚ ﺍﻟﻌﺎﻟﻤﻲ
- ﻣﺎ ﻳﻌﺮﻓﻮﻥ ﻳﻄﻠﺒﻮﻥ ﺑﺎﻟﻜﻮﻓﻲ ﺇﻻ : "ﻛﺒﺘﺸﻴﻨﻮ" ﻭﺑﻌﺪ ﺇﺩﻣﺎﻥ ﻟﻠﻜﺎﻓﻴﻬﺎﺕ
- ﻳﺴﺘﺨﺪﻣﻮﻥ ﻛﺄﺳﺎﺕ ﺍﻟﺠﺒﻨﻪ ﻟﻠﺸﺮﺏ
-ﻻﺯﻡ ﻣﺎﺗﻘﻮﻝ ﺍﻧﻚ ﺑﺨﻴﺮ ﻭﻣﺒﺴﻮﻁ .. ﺿﺮﻭﺭﻱ ﺿﺮﻭﺭﻱ ﺗﻜﻮﻥ ﺗﻌﺒﺎﻥ ﻭﻣﻬﻤﻮﻡ ﻭﻣﺪﻳﻮﻥ ﺍﻭ ﻣﺎﺗﻜﻮﻥ ﺍﻧﺴﺎﻥ
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